Mystery of Missing People in Calgary, Canada
by Former White Hat
7 people — men, women and children — went mysteriously missing last week in Calgary, Canada, during the full moon. It is now suspected that when the cloned Eva Moore morphed into a viscious but luscious sharp-toothed hairy werewolf, she devoured these people as evening snacks…and anyone she may have only bitten or scratched are at risk of their DNA changing from huamn to lycanthrope.
“You callin’ me a shewolf clone, bitchhat? Eayh?”
I’d do her.
don’t let Brock Williams hear that!
I wonder if you didnt wear a rubber would you become a werewolf?
If you didn’t wear a rubber your wee wee would probably fall off. Best you wrap your gadget in a steel casing.
are alot of humans lycanthropes?
When did bin ladin really die and what was the point of his death being when it was?
the answer is quite obvious
I live in said city. Haven’t heard fuck all about these missing people. Got a link to anythig published?
Maybe he speaks in code or metaphor?
FWH, are you saying this, actually, in our timeline, occurred as you stated it? Cause I checked the Obits and saw no sign…
Or is this metaphor for: “kill the cloned werewolf within, before others go missing from your neglect…”
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ok, listen , I do have a very open mind, but, what you are doing here is just ridiculous.. Eva Moore is a werewolf for example. Com’on.. did you watch too many bad movies during your childhood or are you just a bad disinfo agent !! The video of the UFO over Saint Petersburg is great but what has Putin to do with it ? or where are your proofs ? I canslo say I fucked Michelle Obama last night , right ?
How was she?
According to what has been claimed here, all possibilities exist within the framework of parallel universes. so really, any of the more outrageous stories are possibly “true” somewhere. I’m not certain what the point of concocting them is, whether it be to misdirect attention or to simply raise the level of bar for the bizarre, or if they are serving as a way to communicate with other persons or groups. I am leaning towards the latter though. In between the pages here are grains of salty truth, seemingly tasty enough to keep us coming back. But do not give up your good common sense. Keep questioning FWH but also remember to question yourself and your own motivations for coming here.
Yep! Open mind, touch and feel, use instincts, have fun, learn, throw back. Tasty.
I also live in said city and have not heard anything – but that doesn’t mean these events did not happen. There was a report of a woman being attacked by two dogs earlier this week but they have identified these dogs and are currently in holding and their fate is hanging in the balance – have these dogs been wrongfully accused of Eva’s werewolf antics? If so, is someone going to try and stop her? Is there anything special we can do to defend ourselves against these werewolves if we happen to cross paths?
FWH…I live in Calgary and have not yet heard of the missing seven, however, a lady was recently attacked by two dogs and these dogs are now being held their fate hanging in the balance. Was this attack actually done by Eva-Wolf? It would have coincided nicely around the most recent full moon. Either way, is there anything special we can do if we find ourselves face to face with this PutinMonster?
yes the dog attack is a cover up…the missing people has nobeen released to the media yet because they don’t want a mass panic over werewolves, and the Cabal controls Alberta media. Since Eva devoured these people whole, flesh and bone, there are no taces of them except shredded clothes and blood on the ground.
Bon appetite, in her video she acted like a drunken werewolf – they must have shot it shortly after her seven-course meal.
This is fantastic. I live within four hundred miles of that city. This could affect me, couldn’t it? Could it? Now I don’t know what to do or who to believe. And all this nano-bot business on top of the lycanthropy–it makes me not want to go shopping. Didn’t somebody say nothing bad could happen in Canada? That’s where I am, for Pete’s sake. Where am I supposed to go now? I can’t go to UK or Begian Congo, so I’m hooped, aren’t I? Aren’t I? Just give it to me straight, man.
Just don’t go out on full moon nights, because the Eva Moore Werewolf Clone and any other of her ilk will be hunting.
What’s Eva’s porn name?
She has had several, but only one I know is Ivanna Moorecock.
or Morecocks
Do you know who is doing the werewolf programming now that the Queen Mother is no longer in 3D?
Time for each one of us to dissolve our werewolf program and learn to love rather than eat each other.
vladimir putin is the prime werewolf or the grand howler…he ordered Eva to be lycanthroped
Have to say I never thought i’d hear a story about a werewolf running around my city. Makes me wonder if anything else interesting is happening around here. Has to be some underground bases nearby right?
no
how many people are there hanging out here that live in YYC?
-myself
-hailstorm12
-spiralout112 (i love the Tool reference, btw, if in fact that’s what it is…)