Oops, I Did It Again — I Mean It’s Supposed to be 2013!

by Former White Hat

It is reported that in Ronald Weinland’s sermon today, he has moved the date to Jesus’ return to the next Pentecost, May 19, 2013 (just as I said he would) and that all the terrible Apocalyptic things would happen from now until then. Same thing he said when Jesus did not come in 2009 as he predicted.

We have proven, by how we live, who we are…We have followed the way God has led us…It’s just a bit farther…

Pentecost 2012 is being proven incorrect for the return of Jesus Christ…Does that negate that I am God’s witness and prophet?  Absolutely not!…

It will be on a Pentecost that Jesus will return…We just didn’t know there would be a little more to the race…Jesus Christ is to return on Pentecost…

All have to examine, reexamine, where they are…So many things we have not understood.  The work of the two witnesses is over…We are going into a different phase…

And oh — he reminded his flock to send in their tithes, of course. He needs money to fight his tax evasion trial next month.

How many of these idiots will stay and send him cash, one wonders?

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