The Real Benjamin Fulford Poisoned. Was Neil Keenan Taken Out?
by Former White Hat
David Wilcock reports that a hit was attemped on Benjamin Fulford. This was the original, who had been in hiding as yet more clones took his place in his home. The real Fulford writes to Wilcock:
On Saturday, after I made a public appearance, a man came up to me, shook my hand and then jabbed my wrist with something, leaving a small hole.
I sucked at it immediately to remove whatever it may have been and I feel fine today, Monday. However, after reading your update, I would like to hear from the people who have the anti-dote.
Benjamin Fulford 古歩道ベンジャミン
Not long after, Drake, on his Facebook, says that Neil Keenan (of the trillion-dollar lawsuit fame) was poisoned in a similar manner but he did not survive:
I know about the assassination attempt of Ben Fulford. I have learned that the same thing happened to Neil Keenan the damn turkies poisoned him the same way they did with Mr. Fulford. I just learned that Mr. Keenan succumbed to the poison and passed away in an emergency room.
Hey Speedy Gonzales , I saw your post … What gives? What’s your goal here FWH?…
Loose Cannon / same user ID on glp…
I can’t link to Drake FB site to verify anything either…
Hmmmm
huh?
Someone on Godlikeproductions is posting links to your site & he’s calling himself “loose cannon” and “speedy Gonzales” –maybe he’s just a huge fan? I just remember you liked to post under lots of different aliases (back in march)…
Also, Steve Quayle linked to John Kerttler today?! Re: the cabal starting the fires…
crazy people out there
answer her -huh is what you say when you are missing something!
not sure what is refernced. there are a couple people pretending to be me on forums. i do not and never have posted on project camelot, godlikeproductions, rumorville news, or any of those. anyone says that is me is a fake
he refers to this, http://www.godlikeproductions.com/members/42158/profile
dont know anything about it
Now SaLuSa comes with this crap… Obama the savior…
SaLuSa 2-July-2012
The really exciting times have arrived as you are getting confirmation of the arrests that have started taking place. Your rights are such that you have the authority to remove those who have committed acts of treason against you. These are clearly very necessary steps to allow important changes to take place that will move you on to the next phase in the plan. There is no way that the actions can be ignored much longer, and our allies are looking for sources that are keen to cover what is happening. Certainly with an announcement that is intended to set peoples minds at rest, we expect the media to pick up on it. There will soon come a point when the news can no longer be hidden or ignored, and we know that there will be a mixed reception to it. However, we expect President Obama to address the world, to re-assure people that the actions are positive and in everyone’s interests to restore world peace. It will go worldwide and beyond any attempts of the dark Ones to gag it.
We of the Galactic Federation of Light will for a time continue to work in the background, but look for the first opportunity to introduce disclosure. It not only covers our history of working for you and with you, but also the general interest shown in your evolution over a period of thousands of years. However, it will give us the chance to present some of the different civilisations that you are to meet. All will have some link to you if only to have had a hand in your genetic evolution. At a soul level we are all the from the Source, but have travelled different paths according to our choice of experience. Differences between us do therefore exist but we are all evolving like you except that some souls are at higher levels than others.
In leaps and bounds you will quickly find yourselves being elevated to the next stage in your upliftment. Many of you have already been primed for a new way of life, and it will set you up for your return to the higher realms that will come with Ascension. A wonderful fulfilling life awaits you which will seem like heaven after your experiences in duality. You will not only understand how energy comes into your lives, but also how to use to use it for your needs. The emphasis will be put on the different ways it can be used, and not least of all as a means of space travel.
On Earth you spend huge amounts of time travelling around in what we see as antiquated forms of transport, It will no longer be necessary to waste so much time in that way, and you will be gifted with technology that allows for almost instantaneous travel. All are based on the use of free energy which is clean and non-polluting. The dark Ones have already developed some craft of this type, and the technology known to them for a very long time. You have been denied its use so as not to affect the standing of traditional methods of travel, and to ensure they keep their power over other countries.
Your dreams will come true and the most wonderful changes will come with freedom being returned to you. You have become so used to being controlled in virtually everything you do that you have forgotten what it is like to be free. You will get a taste of it before Ascension, but remember that with freedom comes responsibility not to indulge in activities that cause danger or harm to others. With the coming of your higher levels of consciousness, will also come a more compassionate and balanced understanding of how to relate to other souls. It is the desire to be at One with all life that will enable you to take your place amongst those you will be joining. We know that the harshness of the Earths vibrations is not conducive to a peaceful existence, and you are continually challenged to keep calm and in control of your emotions.
You have been tested and tried for millennia of time, often repeating the same lessons many times over. You have proved that you can exist in an advanced civilization, and you are welcomed into the higher realms. You have raised your vibrational levels and it will ensure that you are ready to ascend. Those who are not ready will have no inclination to leave duality, and will by choice continue their experiences at the same level. The paths open to you are clearly defined and you cannot move beyond your station. However, all is continually in a state of change and you will eventually make progress as all souls do.
Let go of your earthly attachments and instead be in readiness to expand your consciousness to take in what will be a new way of life. As you learn more about us and get an opportunity to visit us on our ships, you will see first hand how we live and intermix with other civilizations. All act in service to one another and it is a blessing to be able to do so. The ego’s have been tamed and the needs of self are not put ahead of any others. We are a community in harmony and putting our energies into serving the Supreme Creator. We get great satisfaction from doing so, and do not for one moment think that it restricts our freedom in anyway. We love our work and the contribution we make to All That Is helping to uplift all other life forms.
Our lives are full and most satisfying and it is by choice that we serve in our own particular way. It is no more or no less than you would do helping your own brothers and sisters. We are after all one big family who acknowledge the gift of life given us by our Father/Mother God, and have been provided with all that we could possibly need to enjoy our existence. We are also co-creators with God having reached a higher state of being and able to use such powers with complete responsibility. On Earth few really understand the potential powers they have, and do not realize that they are responsible for the way their civilization has evolved. Consequently you also reap what you sow, which is why you have ended up in duality. However, you have found your way out of it and many are now able to take the opportunity to ascend.
I am SaLuSa from Sirius, and wish you the most happy times that release from duality will bring you.
The drake fb page was real, i was able to open it before facebook took it down last night. He had 13 friends on it, i remember because i was thinking, 13 is a little small for someone who’s suppose to reach hundreds of thousands of people. He had some of the same posts and new ones there i think. I checked today after waking up and the page has been taken down.
ahhhhh!- the band of 13- poor guy i think he is delusional- sorry FWH for the remark above- glad we have the real Fwh- huh is something you would say-lol
hey fwh, do you know of any of your ‘friends’ that are umm watching me? right now.. there’s.. a “plane” that never goes away.. and planes shouldn’t be able to hover.. It was nice at first but umm.. kinda freaky now (this is the fourth pass and it’s staying longer this time). I know i was joking around the vegetable people thing, but should i be worried? These ‘planes’ usually flyby almost every night… back and forth.. and back.. but tonight is very different.. like i said.. planes don’t hover in one place for 2 minutes.. they shouldn’t anyways.. a little info please.. getting a little scared right now i admit.. it’s still here i swear.. and fuck i swear it’s getting closer as i type this.. (been editing this post for minutes now)
fwh this is not a joke, it’s still outside my house, the buzzing noise thing or ‘flying engine’ noise thing. I swear it’s getting closer. What the fuck do i do? it’s been almost 20 minutes now. I feel like i should go out but i really don’t want to.
no friends of mine…sounds like you are being vetted for eating by a turnip being. they will et you live starting at your feet…revenge for all the vegetables humans have eaten I guess.
fuck i don’t even eat vegetables, i’m not fucking kidding. Is it because i raised my vibration last night and got really sick this morning? fuck it’s still here man, can you help at all???
i really hope you’re for real and it’s just your counterpart messing with me right now for all the mean jokes i posted on her blog. this is not funny man. Everyone is asleep but me.
Are you still there? this is not a joke, what the fuck do i do??? it’s still outside my house i swear.
I think it’s gone now. It went away just now. the fudge was that all about?
maybe you weren’t found to be tasty. Are you thin or have red hair?
I need to go outside.. to get drinking water.. damn.. I will fight if i have to but this is beyond shit. I’m not exactly ‘armed’.. The fuck will an aluminum bat do to a 10 foot turnip? I’m really thirsty.. this is really stupid but i’m going out of my room..
Hey man, still alive. 2 years of service training, not to mention aikido and shit when i was younger, but not a whole lot of those will work against giant freaking aliens i guess. Uhh if you could be a dear and delete all this stuff? It’s fine if you leave it, whatever, i didn’t mean to spam, i just got freaked out. Uhh thanks for scaring the bejeesus out of me? And i thought i had a hard time sleeping before, yeah.. guess i’m not sleeping tonight. If you did do anything man, thanks, and since they left; sorry for the ‘false alarm’. I gotta get a gun. Not for them but for me, bullet to the head instead of getting eaten and shit.
make turnip stew!
i have reddish hair from my mother side, is that a good thing? thank God, that was really freaky, it got closer and closer. no one in the streets at all to witness if i get eaten. i’m not thin but might be malnourished from the all the junk i eat. (the healthiest i’ve eaten is one apple today… in months.)
The Turnips cannot eat ginger people or anyone with any traces of the red hair gene, it is toxic to them.
Fear nothing supersonic. Remember rule # one FEAR NOTHING. They can only hurt your body. But if you blow your brains out then YOU will hurt your soul and not ascend. So remember and dont ever forget.
Thanks TheAscended. And thanks for not calling me a liar for no reason. I knew that, i did, but i’d be lying if didn’t say i was terrified. I’ve always thought i could put my life on the line when things got rough, i did, but the real thing is far from what i imagined. My hands started to go numb, and my legs started to feel like rubber, and i started to panic. I never thought i’d be afraid of dying until last night. They always make it look so easy in the movies.
beware of knights in shining amour.
alarmingly a growing number of sheeple are avidly following posts by supposed clandestine groups that are working on our behalf to save the planet from various enemies and calamities.
Most notable feature amongst these is the predilection for explaining world events posthumously as controlled events and most helpfully explain it as part of the ongoing battle for the planet or other such worthy spoils. These secret org informants and alien employed stenographers as a whole are in one way or another fighting the good fight to keep our body and souls from evil and still take the time to write home and let us no whats “really” going on.
People, sheeple, people! leave yourself a trail of breadcrumbs if your going to go there. force your mind to the worst case scenario. We are alone, we are in danger of ourselves and we dont know what to do. Take your self there. live that belief, swallow the implications and look to improve the situation.
Once you’ve atleast visited that thoughtspace and your fairly sure you could live there and make a go of it, then go forth an seek your channeled galactic federation messages, cabal crime lords, and your entities of various densities both good and evil. You can travel the length and breadth of the multiverse and as long as you are the point of origin from which you embarked you’ll always know the way back.
develop/trust your instincts.
Thus spoke Zorathustra.
http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982600826332150841
This is blatant disrespect for human life
these monsters must be removed off earth shan
Monsanto blatantly disrespects root vegetable life. What makes you think turnips will stand for that?
hey super sonic- just realize- as we say in england-you are winding us up – very not cool – arsehole
huh? i swear i wasn’t winding anyone up, i even asked him to delete the entire posts. How could you call me an asshole and a liar when all i did was try to get info from fwh? How could you call someone those names out of speculation? All i can say it was for real, wish it didn’t happen, and maybe i shouldn’t have said anything because clearly people will call you all sorts of name without basis.
And for the record, i never saw any vegetable aliens, it was a ship making a sort of buzzing noise or ‘plane’ noise just hovering there and getting closer and closer. I only panicked because he told me it was turnip aliens that were trying to eat me. At first i even thought it was Pleadians or one of the good guys saying hi.
Why don’t the 100,000 ninjas just raid the big ritual on the 4th and skip the mass arrests – go for the Olympians!!!
Fulford and Choidon Diakaku have to send them ninjas.
@supersonic-If it comes to worst case scenario,and the veggie beings want to eat you-give them some nasty indigestion man!
@supersonic-just kidding-if i was you and encountered those kind of things i’d throw some flaming spears at them-just have them ready to be thrown and put flameable substance at the pointed end.
uhh thanks terris. We don’t have spears in the city though, i can probably order one of those swords online but the shipping is really expensive and i have to pay extra to have it sharpened. i’m not a ninja though so i don’t know what good a sword will do either. They haven’t come back anyways so i think i’ll just forget this ever happened and move on.
Supersonic, sleep with a kitchen knife next to u man, under the mattress by ur pillow, if u get nudged out at night put a few holes in ur intruder, go out like a champion
Get some POS Orgone…this is God energy.
http://www.orgoneblasters.com
Our weapons of warfare are not carnal; but they are mighty in bringing down strongholds.
this does not sound like you fwh- what are you on some kinds astral drug or something- why would you be so cold and scare someone like that wtf!
pragmatic
super sonic- so sorry i apologize for what i said i thought you were kidding- glad you are ok!
thanks, fiona, Sorry for being emotional as well.
next thing you will try to make us believe there are 12ft carrots and 16ft celery- come on now!
i already said the carrots are vertical and like centipedes have 100 silica legs. 16 ft tall celery people is ridiculous. you should see the 15 ft tall bamboo beings from reileddon-na! good thing they have not perfected anti gravity and still use wooden ships
glad i don’t have anything bamboo in my place then- wouldn’t want a punji stick in the – you know what!
leuitenant collum or casbolt- let us know if this is the real fwh please!
i left the mc out!
oh! yea and the big fat garlic-wtf!
i think the full moon has gotten to you.
woke up last night and there was this huge romaine lettuce in my room- wondering where the croutons went- wtf!
you told me i was an andromedan-well if you know andromedans as you say you do- you would know that we do not ever use scare tactics on people- even if they are our enemies- so childish!
fwh- i would still like anwers to my postings- just wanna make sure- if i knew how to trigger u i would !
what posts
I’m glad you’re ok!
fwh- how come you are not posting my posts
I wonder what happens to the people’s souls who died in this ‘war’ or anyone else who died so close before the supposed golden age. Do those souls ascend before the others do? Or do they just get thrown back into the pile and wait for the next life to reincarnate? I mean DAMN that must be shit out of luck for them if they die so close to the end…
maybe they wrapped up their karma
So where are the recordings of engine noise? Where are the pictures, even from a camera phone?
what are you talking about…what engine…the full moon is messing with your head
For Suppursonic’s fly passed
i think he’s talking to me man. I didn’t record any shit because i wasn’t thinking of proving anything to anyone. I thought i was going to get abducted and shit. Wish i could have just sent him a private email or not at all. He only ended up scaring me. Man, these fucking people, there i was shaking and they want proof? Is this what you’re fighting to save fwh? These bunch of fucking people? Unbelievable, terrified out of my wits and everyone starts calling me a liar because i asked for help? It’s like those muslim girls who get stoned because assholes raped them. What the hell man! I have a new found respect for you fwh. This is what you have to go through EVERY day??? wtf… these people aren’t worth saving, i know it’s not up to me but fuck it you know? yellow stone is about to erupt and shit anyways, so we’ll get what we deserve.
Got too emotional sorry, i know there are lot more good people than bad ones and all that. Sorry for the angry post.
super sonic- relax- calm down-if you notice i posted an apology above- sorry it’s just that i would have called 911- so that’s why i thought you were toying with us- again sorry glad you are safe!
Yeah, sorry, i posted that in anger.
Let me just say that I would never call the cops in that kind of situation. They would be no help at all (response time is 22minutes? if you’re lucky..) and if you’re really unlucky, they’ll have you committed or be all drugged up by prescriptions and stuff.
There’s a reason most cop shows start with a dead body.
Peace.
FWH
I know this has nothing to do with this posting but since it was the latest one I’ll post it here.
What are your thoughts on the large heddron collider? I don’t think these scientists should be experimenting with stuff they don’t fully understand plus I don’t see why they need to find the God particle or element. From what I understand about this is that they will only succeed in creating a black hole.
Plus my thoughts on these scientists is that what ever they have achieved in the past has usually been used to make better weapons. I think tje whole program should be shut down.
it will cause a black hole in our reality
How will causing a black hole in our reality affect us? May you please elaborate.
it will devour reality
Is there any chance that black hole will “swallow” 3d earth? Or will it be too small?
it will swallow timelines and reality!! scary
Will it be contained or released.
Is there any way too stop a black hole? Wouldn’t the PTB stop it from happening?
tptb cannot…9th dimension beings can
They need to learn by experiment. You cant stop them because that is their free will.
If this experiment is out of control and cause dangerous for Mother Earth, Archangel Michael will stop it.
You’re contradicting yourself sir.
lizards
Mr FWH, Im not a lizard…
Why did Plejarans not stop this experiment if this will cause dangerous for Earth?
how can you be sure?
Mr FWH, Do you know about me and my profile?
Im not a famous people.
How can you be sure?
Sharing a Thinking exercise…
Not only “searching” the Higgs Boson/God “particle” (the only one theoretical particle that, supposedly, gave mass to the other particles that had none, in the begining when happened “Big-Bang”; they say…) but CERN is a portal to other “possible” dimensions/realities, said today a scientist.
Particles of Light (Pure Energy) have no mass (the LIGHT of the light…) Particles that make us, have mass. Who gave us mass? Between Spirit and Matter , there is an alien intervention, called Mind/Polarity=Time=Mass (from Kama-Manasic or thought-emotions, a force-energy obtained through attriction between dualities of polarized and complementarities of existence (heart-mind, female-male, day-night, white-black, light-dark) and dimensões up from 3D existence.
From the stand point of 3D vision, and perceiving that the electromagnetic spectrum of Light is a little part in a large scale of Dark Energy and Matter; – There was a “foreign” intervention (demi-gods and/or fallen angels) that gave birth to dimensions and Worlds’ Ilusion!
Even with less mass or more intense vibration, the “high” dimensions inside this “Big-Bang Reality” have some mass; If not, they couldn’t have existence (we couldn’t name it)!
And … everything that is born will die; everything that appears will disappears! The only thing that remains is Pure LIGHT/BEING (that, playing, was/his observing Himself). It will come a day where Ascension is for all!
How do they (Cern scientists) will compatibilize (to the World Peoples – disclosure) what they already and secretly know (from decades) and the actual “discoveries”, with the revelations from past that must be done? The two faces of official Science!
ScienceCasts: Big Surprise
Nassim Haramein: We are The Creators of Creation – Resonance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE-G52rmKKI&feature=related
ScienceCasts: Hidden Magnetic Portals Around Earth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3_vW5yrNek&feature=player_embedded#!
ONE Quantum Connectedness of Everything that exists Speakers J Hagelin D Lynch – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCYntnNmOMc&feature=watch_response
N Haramein “Fundamental change in current understandings of Physics and Consciousness”?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV37nVMyaYc&feature=watch_response
Sorry if all videos will show up, occupying big space! Together, they can give a connected vision!
Be All of You, Pure Light!
Off topic can you FWH please address the Aliens behind Scientology since
Tom Cruise divorce fr. Katie Homes has been happening? thanks
lizard boys
ok so lizard boys are behind LRon hubbards cult
So is katie holmes in real danger they are stalking her with armed
guards w tenn. license plates near her new apt. in nycity
she has filed for divorce after meeting her 5 yr marriage contract
cruise divorced two previous wives when the women turned 33 as holmes is 33. yes she is in danger they replaced nicole kidman
Wilcock update: UPDATE 7/3: NEIL KEENAN IS ALIVE AND WELL — AND THE SUIT IS GOING FORWARD
A fake Facebook page from someone claiming to be Drake said that Neil Keenan had been attacked, ostensibly from the same bio-weapon that hit our insider — and had died from it.
I just got done speaking with Neil on Skype for over a half hour, and can assure you he is alive and well.
Others have pointed out that his lawsuit was withdrawn. This is true — but it has only been done so as to defeat a strong attack mounted against it, and re-file it with much more damning information.
This lawsuit does form the legal grounds for mass arrests. Literally, the liens we posted on this website against the Federal Reserve and its cohorts serve as legally valid arrest warrants against the Cabal.
Neil Keenan has reported that he has flu but is still living!!!!! It may,of course, be a clone that reported or a clone which was killed. When you deal with Dragons, strange things can happen!!!
I have not received confirmation, and yes it could be a clone, as Fulford and Drake are. The lawsuit gets pulled for revising, Fulford is attacked, Drake vanishes, Kennan attacked…all clones,
I thought you said the real Fulford was poisoned? In your post…it actually sounded like the real Fulford in the last update …but why would the real Fulford ask wilcock for help? Hmmmm
Meanwhile, I just woke up from a dream where I had been talking with a guy that looked like Walter from Fringe & I asked him if the wingmakers gave him the specific tech we needed to fix things/time…I think he said “yes” –but I was trying to get into this computer (looked like an iPad-ish) that we needed to access.
Weird, eh!?
I do hope you are ok FWH… Really, how are we to “know” after you reported that they got to you…
Much love.
Who is “Walter from Fringe”?
FWH,
Is this you?
Walter is the main scientist/dr on
jj Abrams tv show, fringe…
I re-watched a bunch of fringe episodes after you told us about Abrams… There are truly lots of answers & story-lines that help make sense of THIS reality… in his fiction…
oh okay. I don’t watch much of those shows. I am too busy with reality to have time for fantasy.
Mr FWH, what is the name of our Galaxy?
Did our Galaxy have a Council like Andromeda Council?
From Geno at the Fulford blog. Thought you’d enjoy it.
Too CLOSE 4 Southern Comfort: The Moon Whore, Drake’s Beard and The Ferretfaced Galactic Posse
By Asshat formerly known as Butthead
This is what happened the past 24 hours: I was gathering intel on a CIA-run GirlScout Front called Cookies for Daddy when someone sent me a pic on Spacebook of Drake and a Turnip Creature eating McDonald cashiers at a remote Mickey Ds on route 3 near buttfuck Nowhere Nevada. Drake hugged the Turnip-Being and said, Happy Fathers Day and then got on a Harley and drove off. The Turnip being jumped on a spacepod and vanished over the mountains.
Then I got a text from James Casbolt who said, “wattup Thug?”
I answered, “Notta Homie.”
James texted, “Headup bro, wormhole yellow light.”
I texted back, “TY”
(I looked at the pic again and noted a McOrb by Drake’s beard.)
I think a small constellation of man eating chin crabs may have set up shop in Drake’s beard. First chance I get I will take a flea bath and Supersize in reverse and go in to have a look see. Pretty sure I will find Drake at Walmart talking up Shantelleniqua the big butted African America Clerk in electronics.
But first things first. I was given a wormhole yellow light and I would need to proceed with caution so I put the pedal to the medal and blew through just as it turned orange and then red. I was safely in the inner outer inny outy of the naval interstellar bellybutton. I cleared the lint from the concave flesh pouch and saw a fleet of incoming snatchwaxers.
Before I could cloak my ass a Venus Flytrap from the Milky Way was straddling me and rubbing her pistol on my pistol.
Ahhhh what the hell I said and grabbed her petals in my hands and drove pollen deep within her throbbing mucus chamber. Then we shared some chronic from the Venus Co-op MM13 and zipped back into Wendover Nevada to The Burger King to grab a couple shakes. Doubt I’ll ever see her again but the Snatchwaxers were still hovering over a chemtrail and they looked like they could use a little asshat juice too but I was spent and needed a nap.
I needed rocket fuel and called a contact at the Jet propulsion lab to wire me some petrol but I knew it would not be there until morning so I went to play some 3 card poker at the Peppermill.
The waitress, who was a beautiful Mexican woman asked me if I needed a drink. She looked very familiar but I could not place her in my memory. I ran a face recog on her and found her code name, Lady Beandip who works for a Cabal-run escort service out of L.A., Vegas, Dallas and Phoenix (that is, she is flown out to clients in these cities, commands a $5K a night price, but all are CIA missions or, as a Project Monarch graduate, for use free-of-price by politicians and bankers of the Cabal— for bankers she comes with a toaster or a waffle iron).
I asked her why a high priced sex slave was working a Wendover Casino and she smiled revealing her fangs, licked her lips and said, “sorry no comprendez?”
Either she was playing it cool or my face recog was on the fritz again. “Fuckin’ Radio shack.”
So I ordered a Bud and a shot of tequila, caught the house manipulating the dealing device and told the pit boss telepathically “I can have your license with one phone call.” Suddenly the cards went my way. The pit boss who had one of those perfect heart shaped asses telepathed back, “I’m off at dawn. Room 1313.”
I told him I would be there.
Of course I wouldn’t be because although he had a perfect ass I was programmed to muffdive and old school programming is hard to break. I looked across the casino and saw the snatchwaxers were gathered around a Sex in the City slot machine and making feminine cooing noises. I knew I would have to make my exit.
I excused myself and went to cash in my chips and make a call. That’s when another familiar face walked by and smiled. I remember her being assigned to a colleague of mine who was at Lockheed-Martin working with new alien tech handed over by the NRO and ONI, acting as a friend of his 19-year-old daughter, she was actually reporting on him and seduced him, and he later vanished once he realized his daughter was 14 and that could get him two days in prison in Utah.
I contacted a former asshat of mine from the ONI days, a double-agent who worked for the same secret escort service but now under a new name, “whore2door” because she had been in Monarch with Lady Lipgloss. I needed to know what she had on her fellow sex slave. My asshat, whom I will call Lady Butterfinger because she knows my favorite candy bar and where I like to eat them.
Just then a tall blond Korean Snatchwaxer walked up and stuck out her hand and I made the huge mistake of shaking it. A capet shock of about 120 volts ripped through my arm – it felt like a thousand of those little snapdragons kids throw at each other on Independence Day. Thinking quickly I asked myself, “what would Benjamin Fulford do?” I then sucked the static electricity out of my wrist and spit it into a cocktail napkin. The Snatchwaxer, embarrassed looked at her fur boots on the carpet and shrugged. I punched her lights out and headed for the door.
As I passed the Unlucky 7s slot machines I saw Geno Kalmes sweating, shaking amd mumbling profanity as he kept pushing the slot button practicaaly crying. This crackpot monkey had the gamblebug bad. “Fuckin mutter fuckin son of a goddamn cuntmutterfuckinbitch I have lost all my travelin money.” He cursed.
I stopped, put a hand on his machine and zeroed in on the microchip processor and flipped some digits. The next push he hit 250 bucks. When the moron went to hit the button again I took him by the ear, escorted him to the cashiere and then to his car.
I told him do not stop at another casino or I swear I will sick the turnipcreatures on your sorry ass. He looked at me and shamefully whispered, “who are you?” I told him we have been laughing at you for 51 years but your Truman show has gone into hyper unfunny reruns…. time to get a real job. I gave him the card of a DEA agent I know in California and told him he needed someone to sling dimebags to college kids.
That’s when a wormhole opened up and the wormhole attendant asked me, “what floor sir?”
Before I could run the wormhole tongue snapped me up and I was spun through light years and the time space continuum to what I think is the planet David Wilcocks must have come from because everyone there looked like David Wilcocks.
I sat down at an outside cafe in a city that looked like a cross between San Francisco and dubuke Iowa and ordered a plate of Algae and sprouts. The waitress who looked just like David Wilcocks went and got my ice tea from the bartender who looked just like David Wilcocks just then Lady Thongshowing sat down and said, “I’m sorry, they kidnapped my son and made me do it.”
Half a dozen cammo dudes with guns drawn surrounded me, they did not look like David Wilcocks however, no they all looked like a Chinese Sylvester Stallone. Plus an agent in a black suit appeared using teleportation and placed a gun to Lady Thongshowings buttcrack which was also showing. He told me, “Shift out and I will shoot her buttcrack.
I was indeed going to shift to 5D and get the hell out of Dodge which oddly enough was the name of the planet. But I knew he really would shoot her buttcrack and give the boy to a homeless Draco to eat, so I remained still. My curiosity got the best of me as well.
A second suit guy (I hate to use the term “man in black” especially because he was wearing a light blue jump suit and a really gay vest) appeared by my side and slipped a damper collar around my neck — this collar kept my body vibrating at 3D…if I attempted to shift, it would tighten so hard my head would be severed. I know, because I have used the same collar on my mother.
I was ushered away and blindfolded and taken onto a vessel that I am pretty sure was some sort of TR-3, perhaps the E or G Tier 2 model. Google Ford or Chevy and ask a salesman they have all the time in the world.
BTW, there was a small news item about my apprehension:
MID-AFTERNOON SHOCK AND AWE!
Man abducted by military seems real
Customers having lunch at a Dodge Restaurant were shocked and awed when a military unit of seven heavily armed men who looked like Sylvester Stallone if Sylvester Stallone was Chinese and converged on a couple in the outdoors patio and arrested both. The man was led away in handcuffs and what appeared to be a collar around his neck and the woman with her buttcrack and thong showing was also cuffed.
When asked about the incident, the public information officer who looked like David Wilcock started crying and sobbing and bawling and gasping and sputtering… we said, “forget it.”
The flight was five minutes but I could have been taken anywhere. I knew wherever we landed, the platform went below ground based on the sound. Above ground is a hooosh…. below is a woooosh….
I was escorted to a room, hit in the stomach by the butt of a gun, and handcuffed to a barberchair. I sat there for eight hours, never fed or given water, a Geneva Conventon violation if I might say. But the haircut made me look 10years younger.
I promised a tip when I freed my hands, the intergalactic coiffure said he would settle for a kiss. Well, mind you…. I’m not into it but my hands were tied and his kisses tasted like cinnamon and when he blew on my stomache like an adult does to a baby what could I do…. I closed my eyes and did my best to fantasize about Angelie Jolie kissing her brother. When I woke up from my satisfied sleepy nap, The blindfold was taken off and the two suit guys stood there plus an armed guard by the door.
“If you’re going to give me another haircut ” I said, “I expect you buy me dinner first.”
The suits did not have a sense of humor.
“We finally got you,” one said, “Mr. Former White Hat…did you think you could really elude us? Did you really think it would be that easy?”
“You know,” I said, “for a while, I did. But then I decided to let you catch me because I needed a haircut and a bellyblow…boredom does weird things to a super soldier”
“You’re in for a universe of hell, F.W. Hat.”
“Did you just call me F.W. Hat?” I said incredulously. “Who writes the shit that comes out of your chinese looking stallone mouth?”
I didn’t finish because two technicians in lab coats and a tray came in. They took my fingerprints, blood and hair samples, and performed a rectal exam. They told me I should eat more fiber now that I was 40 something.
“We’ll know your true identity soon,” said talky suit chinese stallone looking guy, “and then we’ll grow a few good clones and infiltrate your group of 8 dollar paying MI5 front Ben Fulford blog agents and use such tricky names as Stardweeb66 or Puddlepants1955.”
“Oh while you are there I said, can you tell them my friend Geno is just fucking with them?”
The Chinese Stallone looking guy third from the left said, “That punkass bitch homophobic know it all is already slated for handshake prick poisoning to be carried out by Rabbi Shelman of Berwyn Illinois.”
“How original I said. Don’t you know,” I replied, “Geno is Rothschild DNA and Rockefeller DNA coupled with Kalmes, Barry and Shaquille O’Neal designed to be a shitty free throw shooter and a sleeper agent who will one day be named Prince of Wisconsin.”
They seemed surprised but tried not to, “Funny guy,” said a Stallone Chinese looking guy in a blue jumpsuit with a gay vest.
When the techies left with my DNA, a four star general entered the room, along with a pudgy and short woman with a deep French Canadian accent. I knew her instantly: It was Lady Dragon.
“You have been pain in ass, Former White Hat,” said Lady Dragon.
“”I said, “please….call me asshat.”
“It was only matter of time before we get you,” said the four-star general. who found himself talking like Lady Dragon after a long car ride together.
“And who are you, sir?” I asked. “I would salute you, sir, being former military, but my hands are tied from following protocol.”
“It does not matter my name, asshat,” said the general, “just know I am the one who will give the green light on the mass arrests.” He smiled.
“You are Drake’s Pentagon contact,” I said.
“And we have had that clone spilling the bullshit to the public. And the twits at Fulford spreading it all over the world. A nifty game.”
“What did you do with original? I asked… “I have been looking for an ugly hairy fucker to turn into a floor lamp in my Southern Hillbilly themed décor in the Florida room in my trailer park beach house.”
“He is safely tucked away,” said Lady Dragon sounding like nails on a blackboard if fingernails had a really horrible Female Asian accent.
“A wonderful plan devised by Hillary Clinton and Poppy Bush,” said the general. “You have this sincere-sounding old solider talking about freedom and mass arrests, he gets the militias worked up, the people pissed off, you keep holding off the arrest dates so they will get so mad they will do it themselves; then you give a green light, arrest a few bankers and congressmen of no great consequence, you ask the militias to head out, and things look fishy, a few planned terrorist attacks, a war brewing in the Middle East, and the President declares martial law, and we move in without none of this Constitutional rights baloney. Riots and civil unrest starts up –”
I had to admit. Only Carl Rove had the brilliance to hatch such a brilliant plan and I knew he had volunteered for guard duty on planet 8 year old boy in the pedo galaxy of prepubesctatron.
“who is your brain trust on this one?” I asked.
“We thought of it ourselves.” He said proudly.
“And then Project Strawman and Op 7/11 Slurpybrainfreeze goes green light,” I said, feeling defeated.
He smiled broadly. “You are looking at the man who has the codes to activate millions of clones out there: women, children, men of all stripe and strata. This was Hilary’s design, the bitch has some brains.”
“And a fat ass,” Lady Dragon chortled.
We all laughed because Hillary fat ass jokes are funny no matter what side you are on.
TO BE CONTINUED….
Comment by eugenekalmes on July 5, 2012 @ 3:32 am
is this parody?
Could be. Can’t wait for part 2.
more like plaigarism to me- someone copying your posts!
Great writing! I laughed so hard at “puddlepants1955″ that I almost wet (as in peed) myself. Same year I was born – I can relate. I’ll have to follow “geno” now, too. Keep up all the good work you do, Mr. FWH. May white light always surround you.
wow… let me just say this fwh… i didn’t read all of it but he spells like a spelling bee champion with spellcheck… and that grammar.. wow.. must have taken him a while to write that.. very committed.. He must really hate you to put all that effort to just make fun of some guy over the internet.
Yeah Geno’s a great writer — may have taken a couple hrs but he enjoys it. He’s been following this site since I posted and would like to collaborate on some scifi with FWH.
I’ll forward your comment, but he doesn’t hate anyone I know of. Just loves to write this kind of gentle ribbing / parody. I’m sure FWH can appreciate it. He doesn’t seem to be thin skinned.
BTW he sometimes writes similar stuff about Fulford.
Aloha — K
It’s a glimpse at humanitys potential.
Sadly there is a thing called time on earth and many have ways to use/waste it. Prime example.
Dear Moderator,
I’m surprised that you approve creepy “comments” by super-creep dudes, like the above, but not my comments.
Claire
that is awesome
Thanks for getting it Dan. A little background here… first of all this was a parody of this article…
http://formerwhitehat.wordpress.com/2012/07/02/a-close-one-the-cia-hooker-trail-the-truth-about-drake-and-the-mongoose-calvary/
Parody exaggerates and when you start with gold it is hard to make even more golden but I tried. Since I produce media for the White Hats my first thought was FWH was dissing us and trying to mess up our thing…. but I swear now I am a huge fan…. I may not believe it but his blog is entertaining as hell. In a heartbeat I would hire him to be a technical consultant on a funny wild scifi. If ever I get funding this is that offer.
I generally don’t over think or edit I just let a stream of consciousness dictate the comedic aspects of satire. I have been writing these about Fulford and even contributed to the ONION back in 1996.
Also as a comedian we try to make a joke out of everything but a week later, I will say if FWH is really tapped into this alternative universe most know nothing about, then I may have to surrender the idea that I have any control and just be drunk 24 and 7….
As for “creepy” the men who prostitute sex slaves are creepy and both FWH and I illustrated it in prose. He may be serious but I was exaggerating his words for comedic effect. Either way the calling attention to it with disdain is key.
Then all the other gags are housed within other things on the internet with the so called gurus. They are trying to fry Chris Rock now over a twitter calling 4th of July White People’s day. Give me a break. Um… freedom day? Freedom to joke day?
Lighten up lightkeepers.
Dan, sent your reply to Geno. Here’s his response:
Thanks for getting it Dan. A little background here… first of all this was a parody of this article…
http://formerwhitehat.wordpress.com/2012/07/02/a-close-one-the-cia-hooker-trail-the-truth-about-drake-and-the-mongoose-calvary/
Parody exaggerates and when you start with gold it is hard to make even more golden but I tried. Since I produce media for the White Hats my first thought was FWH was dissing us and trying to mess up our thing…. but I swear now I am a huge fan…. I may not believe it but his blog is entertaining as hell. In a heartbeat I would hire him to be a technical consultant on a funny wild scifi. If ever I get funding this is that offer.
I generally don’t over think or edit I just let a stream of consciousness dictate the comedic aspects of satire. I have been writing these about Fulford and even contributed to the ONION back in 1996.
Also as a comedian we try to make a joke out of everything but a week later, I will say if FWH is really tapped into this alternative universe most know nothing about, then I may have to surrender the idea that I have any control and just be drunk 24 and 7….
As for “creepy” the men who prostitute sex slaves are creepy and both FWH and I illustrated it in prose. He may be serious but I was exaggerating his words for comedic effect. Either way the calling attention to it with disdain is key.
Then all the other gags are housed within other things on the internet with the so called gurus. They are trying to fry Chris Rock now over a twitter calling 4th of July White People’s day. Give me a break. Um… freedom day? Freedom to joke day?
fwh- so when you were grabbed and taken for 10hrs- the eye witness said you looked like this guy in the video- so you are busted- an actor on the side eh!- very clever!
hey fwh did you ever work w chuck barris fr, gong show/cia?
he was before my time but his story is true
i think the “media” put out that info,.. since it was quoted as such within the post
Oh right fiona, the evil madonna trigger. You really have it out for this guy don’t you. Hope fully he’s over it.
its july 5th & drake is a proven bull shit artist
clarespeaks-what are you talking about?- i posted the video because one of the witnesses (when fwh was kidnapped) said he looked like clive owen-i don’t know about triggers and such- the only trigger i know of is roy rogers stuffed horse and that sort of thing!
clarespeaks gets stormy about small things