The Arcturian Files on The RAKMEiSTER
by Former White Hat
This creature is far more foul than any one could have managed. Its vileness is multidimensional, according to the Arcturians, who state that The Rakmeister swims, lives and eats filth, shit and cockroaches on several levels of reality. Obviously its DNA from reptoids and mantoids. The Arcturians are never wrong, and they have taken it as their task to bury this thing in the snow.
Because it is now very cold in hell, the snows of karma a-cometh, and something indeed is rotten in Denmark.